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This is my excuse when people ask why I don't get ice with my drinks: The drinks are already cold. Why would I want them to be watered down later?

That's my reasoning now, but when I was little, I had a whole other reason that I believed in so strongly. Stronger than I believe that all cars should have gas tanks on the same side.

My train of thought was that the icecaps are melting and the polar bears are going extinct. It has to be because people are selfishly using up all the ice for their drinks. So I'll save the polar bears one iceless cup at a time.

Pictured: A chicken tender connoisseur wearing
a fur coat she is still making payments on.
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